” Biff could you pass the micro greens and Salmon infused crémé fréshé ” In the immortal words of Method Man ” WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!!!!! ” I agree!!!! This is not a review of the SFG, but that’s most likely what you’ll hear at one of their games or ” matches ” as one fan called it……BROTHER!!!!! Anyway, I wanted to review the AL West Teams before the season started up, so here we go……..some of this has been posted already, so bear with the commonness of it…….
We’ll start with the WHO?STON ASTROS…..and we’re done with that team. Although they are mostly made up of cast offs and very young players they’ll be a 100 loss team again this year…
Moving on to the Seattle Cano’s……BIG fuckin deal they signed 1, ONE PLAYER for 200+ million and surrounded him with WHAT????? Cory Hart!!!! Let’s just say that the creator of this page HATES big contracts and he’s spot on with his views when it comes to what the Mariners did this off season…..Cano was quoted as saying ” He’s a lot more relaxed this year because he doesn’t have to shave every two days “. Better worry more about your shoulders then facial hair, because YOU’RE it when it comes to the Mariners….it’s a long season, but signing one player isn’t going to vault you into the playoffs……..
Time to review the Stranger Dangers of Texas and most likely welcome back to the discussion Ron’s pipe!!!!! The Stranger Dangers have a talented team, on paper, they’ve added more power to the line-up and have a decent starting rotation. Tylenol Pitch man, Nolan Ryan stepped down as the GM or whatever he was to the team to go help his son in WHO?STON……The Stranger Dangers have now put together two seasons in a row of disappointment and for a team with that much talent and $$$$ that’s not a good routine to get in. Although a former Athletic Coach, Crack Head Ron, seems to be wound a little too tight at times and this has to rub off on his team. His first day of Spring Training comment regarding his line-up facing pitchers should be evidence enough ” I Don’t give a FUCK who they face, the’ve faced different types of pitchers their whole career!!!!! ” Well said Ron……Well said
Finally The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim of Southern Los Angeles County or AKA Arties nice little hobby……Like the Strangers, The Head and Shoulder gang have ENORMOUS potential. Perennial ALL STAR, Mike Trout leads this team of Superstars. Offensively they are one of the Best in the bigs, but we all know that you just don’t win with offensive stats. Pitching wise, they are suspect at best. Trout is in the final year or close to the final year of his contract and reports say that he will not be bothered by this, but we’ll see. This team along with the Strangers will pose the biggest challenge to the Athletics, let’s hope these teams are already planning the Championship parade now like they have been the last two years……….Gonna be a good season as usual…….I’ll be reviewing the Athletics in a future blog……Enjoy your day supporters!!!!!!